Tag Archives: Everth Cabrera.

The Everth Cabrera Arrest: My Story Behind the Story

Posted on September 6, 2014 by bp

[If you’ve yet to read what I posted about the Everth Cabrera arrest, read this first.] I was first contacted about the Everth Cabrera arrest story on Wednesday night at 11:20PM. Tick-tock-tick-tock… TMZ was the first to report the story … Continue reading →

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Everth Cabrera Arrested on Multiple Charges

Posted on September 5, 2014 by bp

Everth Cabrera is an idiot. He was recently arrested, and released. Here’s how TMZ reported although it includes multiple inaccuracies. Because I don’t have the time to blog it… here’s how it went down. It reads like a movie script. … Continue reading →

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Dear Padres, Make a Billboard as Awesome as This…

Posted on February 5, 2014 by bp

I mean, Everth Cabrera is gonna lead the National League in steals in 2014, right? -bp [ht deadspin]

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Bye Bye, Cabby…

Posted on August 5, 2013 by bp

Bummed about this. I like Cabby. Sure wish he didn’t cheat. Things were starting to look up for the Padres. They just took four straight series, including the Yankees here at home, and boom… Everth Cabrera suspended for 50 games. … Continue reading →

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Who Will Rep The Padres in the 2013 All-Star Game?

Posted on July 2, 2013 by bp

Who’s it gonna be? They have to give the Padres one. Has to be Cabrera, right? I don’t think his stint on the DL will hurt his All-Star bid as much as it hurt Gyorko. Thoughts? Here’s the 2013 All-Star Game MLB.com Ballot where … Continue reading →

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Carlos Quentin Carrying Everth Cabrera in a BabyBjörn? Sure, Why Not?

Posted on June 18, 2013 by bp

I don’t understand it, and I don’t need to… I love it. -bp [via @SanDiegoJosh via @RallyPlantain]

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THE PADRES BANANA SALUTE!

Posted on June 18, 2013 by bp

That. That’s Everth Cabrera in the dugout last night saluting Cashner while eating a banana… right after Cashner dropped down a game-winning squeeze bunt. The banana salute! Huge shit banana-eating grin on his face. I love it. An extra inning … Continue reading →

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Everth Cabrera Took a Giant Dump on Jerry Hairston, Jr.

Posted on July 16, 2012 by bp

Look at the ump. Haha. I really, really love this play. “You’re Out! – Crap, You’re SAFE! So are YOU! – You Win!” Even Dodgers fans, although sad when it happened, have to appreciate how awesome this is. 2 strikes, 2 … Continue reading →

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