Kelly Crull Got a Powerade Bath…

MLB: Seattle Mariners at San Diego Padres

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The game last night involved Eric Stults striking out 12 and Huston Street giving up a home run in a tie game… but, the focus quickly shifted to Will Venable’s RBI single with the bases loaded in the 10th inning to give the Padres a 3-2 walk-off win. Padres take The Vedder Cup. That’s when the lovely and talented Kelly Crull stepped up to interview Venable… and Yonder stepped up to drench him. I assumed a pie in the face was coming… not a Powerade bath. I was wrong. Kelly was clearly not expecting it either.

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She’s the one hiding behind a see of orange. I do think it was kinda bush of Yonder to not come from the back, and avoid getting Kelly all drenched in Powerade. I wasn’t nearly as offended as Judson over at XTRA1360: That was Crull what he did to Kelly. No writer, ladies and gentlemen. What a clown, that Judson.

Later, poor Kelly was in “desperate need” looking for some help on twitter on how to get the Powerade out of her clothes.

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Gentleman that he is, I’m sure Yonder will be cutting her a check for some new clothes. Oh, and if you’re wondering where Kelly came from since this is her first year as a reporter for Fox Sports San Diego… she worked the sidelines for the Oklahoma City Thunder.

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She’s a real doll.

-bp

[I wrote this entire post assuming that was Gatorade, pics via Mike CostaScott Wachter, GBL Kelly Crull herself]

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Just Set That Anywhere, Pal…

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Dashboard cams in foreign countries has really stepped up YouTube’s game…

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[h/t adam]

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The Internet is a Weird Place…

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You just never know what’ll take off… that Taco Bell application, which I’m sure is fake, has over 2 million views on imgur. Good for you, internet.

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Antonio Cromartie Had His Own Chargers Pepsi Bottle

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Why’s this so funny to me? They’re all over eBay, starting bids at a whopping $1.99.

Would be better if it was a champagne bottle.

-bp

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Who Is This Lil Slugger?

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I know I’ve done a bunch of these “who is this?” posts lately, but I love them, so deal with it. Hint: this little guy didn’t play an professional sports. Scroll for the answer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

President Obama.

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[via @si_vault]

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Who Is This 6-Year-Old?

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Hint: He played baseball. Scroll down for the answer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ted Williams.

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SDSU is in the NBA Finals.

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Kawhi. He did it. First SDSU player to ever make the NBA Finals. He’s the only reason for a Lakers fan, which I am, to cheer for the Spurs. One of the first times we blogged about Kawhi Leonard, Showman dropped a line that still makes me laugh, “He’s averaging 18 points, 10 boards, and two mickey mouse sized hands.” Those hands. Just enormous. Love it. Congrats, Kawhi.

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[art via @lemurfemur]

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Will Smith… Still Awesome.

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I want Will Smith to make more movies and do more promotional tours on talk shows. Literally got the chills when Jazz came out. Love the Fresh Prince. This video is amazing on forty different levels. Easily lost in the nostalgia of this clip? Heather Graham is still smoking hot. So is Bradley Cooper…

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[over 4 million views on YouTube when I posted this... nice to be on the cutting edge]

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Will Venable Sucks at Baseball Because He Played Basketball in College

MLB: MAY 27 Cardinals at Padres

I love to keep up with the national perception of the Padres, so when I saw that Ken Rosenthal, in his Fox Sports column, mentioned them, I paid close attention:

PADRE PROBLEMS

The Cardinals visited San Diego just before Los Angeles, and one of their veterans remarked to me that the Padres were an enigmatic bunch, difficult to figure out. Specifically, he talked about right fielder Will Venable, raved about his tools and said, “Why isn’t he better?”

Venable, 30, is one of those players whose skills lag behind his tools, perhaps because he played basketball at Princeton. But the Padres actually are getting decent production in right from Venable, Denorfia and Kyle Blanks — entering Monday’s play, they ranked seventh in the NL in OPS at that position, and sixth in the league in runs per game.

The offense, which improved in the second half of last season, is only getting better — shortstop Everth Cabrera is turning into a legitimate player, second baseman Jedd Gyorko is a Rookie of the Year candidate. The Padres’ bigger problem is their lack of a stopper in their rotation. And, as a low-revenue club, they can’t afford to risk big money on one in free agency.

Right-hander Edwin Jackson visited the Padres last off-season; he had previously pitched for GM Josh Byrnes and VP A.J. Hinch in Arizona. But there was no way the Padres could spend $52 million on Jackson — and no way they should have spent that much on a pitcher who has started his Cubs career 1-7 with a 6.11 ERA.

At some point, the Padres will need to develop another Mat Latos, who they traded for right-hander Edinson Volquez, first baseman Yonder Alonso, catcher Yasmani Grandal and reliever Brad Boxberger in Feb. 2011. Otherwise, it will be difficult for the team to compete successfully in the NL West.

Pretty standard stuff here… no shockers. In summary, Padres are getting good production out of a platooning right field, it was smart not to sign Edwin Jackson for a butt-load of money, Cabrera is a legit shortstop, Gyorko is a ROY candidate, the Padres need another Latos, Will Venable sucks at baseball because he played basketball at Princeton a decade ago. Wait, what?

That’s how I read it… some unnamed Cardinals player says Will’s got great tools, but asks, “Why isn’t he better?” Ken’s answer? Venable’s “skills lag behind his tools, perhaps because he played basketball at Princeton.” Now, obviously I’m paraphrasing/projecting, and Rosenthal is just throwing out a theory here, but it seems a little far-fetched to me, no? What do you guys think? REACT TO ME, PADRES FANS!

-bp

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