The Sports Page with Acee & Annie… Bolts vs. Pads

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Last night I went into the U-T TV studios with John from Bolts from the Blue and Rick from RJ’s Fro. John was the photographer for that lovely photo of me up top. If you look closely, you can see Annie’s lipstick on the straw. Yes, I recognize that if I took the time to buy that stupid hat, I should’ve gone to In-N-Out too…and put on a chain, and a black t-shirt, and grown a beard… I suck.

Back to the show, we debated with Kevin Acee and Annie Heilbrunn on The Sports Page. The topic was Padres vs. Chargers. Give it a look-see for yourself.

We had a good time… cue every Chargers fan not having a sense of humor and getting pissed about my Keenan Allen hat tribute.

-bp

[if the video's not working, you can find it here]

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Thanks for all the Love Yesterday…

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Big day for the 8-letter yesterday. We got linked up by all the big boys for the Keenan hat controversy: Sports Illustrated’s Hot ClicksYahoo! Sports, CBS Sports, Pro Football Talk, LA Times, The Big Lead, Bolts From the Blue… even Mashable. All the local news websites were quoting Lobshots too… a nice role reversal since we’re usually getting our local stories from them.

I also went on the radio yesterday on The World of Sports with Chris and Ben on XTRA Sports 1360 and chatted about the reaction from Chargers fans about Keenan’s Raiders hat. If you care to give it a listen, you’ll have to hop to the 34:30 mark.

If you can’t get the audio above, it’s over here too. Brilliant interview. *pats self on back* Good times…

Oh, you guys know what a stickler I am for spelling and grammar… so when Caster brought this to my attention this morning, I was fuming. That’s from the Keenan post, which I’ve since corrected. How ’bout a little heads up next time I botch a sentence like this, guys?

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That was terrible. Moving along, welcome to any new readers… and as always, thanks to the loyal lobsters. xoxo

-bp

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GIF: Andre Either Trying to be a Tough Guy is the Funniest Thing I’ve Seen Today

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Can’t stop laughing. I can say, without exaggeration, that I’ve watched this more than 30 times. That number will triple by the end of the day. (maybe a little hyperbole there… maybe)

That lunge at the end… comedy gold.

-bp

[GIF via 1000 Steps via TBL]

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Thoughts and Prayers to Oklahoma

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Click to enlarge that before and after photo. Can’t begin to comprehend the damage to homes and lives that this tornado has done. The death toll is over 50 and continues to rise. Just terrible. Prayers to everyone affected by this awful tragedy.

-bp

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No Big Deal, Just Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Playing Pick Up Hoops in Chinatown

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YouTube – Spider-man filming in Chinatown Manhattan. Andrew Garfield took a break to play basketball with local kids. 5/18/13 PS 1 school. Girlfriend Emma Stone on the side with the dog.

So there’s that…

-bp

[lobbed by alan]

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FEEL GOOD FRESHNESS!!! Best Soccer Goal in the History of Time…

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I watched this a few times… smiles followed by my eyes welling up each time. I love this so much. There are no words…

Sign him up, sign him up, sign him UPPPPPPPP!!!!!

-bp

[lobbed by John]

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Manti Te’o Fake Dead Girlfriend Jokes, Bobblehead Style

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Get it!? It’s empty!!!! Zings for days! Ok, I’ll be honest, I probably would’ve laughed at this five months ago. Now, as I’ve said repeatedly, it’s tired. Riddle me this, what the hell is an Independent League baseball team in freaking Kentucky doing a promo like this for anyway? So weird. If I ever meet Te’o, I’m gonna give him a big bear hug. People just won’t leave him alone.

-bp

[h/t rovell]

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Uncle Daddy’s Doing Things…

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That’s some really cool looking video game. I’m not a gamer, so I don’t know much about it, but I know that song. Hell yes! That’s Rise Again by Uncle Daddy. Remember back in 2011 when I told you they were the best band on the planet? Nice to see the rest of the world is starting to come around. Here’s a full version of the song from the video game commercial that is all over TV these days…

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So pimp. They were also on the TV show “Arrow” on the CW. Don’t watch the show, but that’s rad that they’re in it. Anyway, now you can tell your friends that you listened to them before they were as big as U2. You’re welcome.

-bp

[Thanks to Mac, who saw this commercial on TV and told me about it... ]

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Keenan Allen Wore a Raiders Hat and Now Smart Chargers Fans Hate Him

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That’s the photo that set twitter afire this past weekend. That’s Chargers 3rd round draft pick Keenan Allen, stud wide receiver out of Cal. That’s a Raiders hat.

You’re probably thinking… “no way a Chargers rookie would wear a Raiders hat, post it on his Vine account, and think that’s a good idea.” Well, that’s exactly what happened. On the bright side, it’s nice to see he’s eating In-N-Out.

Many of you sent me this screengrab, so I felt obliged to respond. My initial was simple. “Well, that was dumb. Chargers fans hate the Raiders. He won’t do that again.” That was my thought. That’s still my thought. Now that he’s a Charger, he can’t just go wearing any ole hat he wants because he likes the design or the look and he’s making a fashion statement. Rookie move, no biggie. I sent out a tweet to summarize, and Kevin Acee responded to it as well, and that’s when things got interesting.

I agree with Acee here, non-story, but lack of discernment… won’t happen again. I clearly underestimated the way fans would react to this… and react to me, personally. I’ll throw some responses to below… just to show you how clearly and logically people think when it comes to their fanhood.

I love a good “ass-wipe!!!!!” drop. Pretty rational, right? Kick him off the team and refuse to root for a guy because he’s a dumb rookie that wore the wrong hat. Good call. That’s what makes you a real Chargers fan. Not cheering for a guy on your team because he wasn’t thinking clearly enough to change his fashion sense after the draft.  (apologies for my crappy skills at embedding tweets)

Keenan deleted the Vine post and took to twitter to apologize.

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Like me, he didn’t realize how badly this would piss fans off… Then, just to piss people off and add some fuel to the fire… I made this little creation.

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He loves every AFC West team except for his own!!! What a loser! Kick him off the team.

Like I said, it was a dumb rookie mistake. I don’t think older fans realize that “kids now-a-days” wear hats for fashion, not because they are necessarily fans. I love my old-school Expos hat, my Astros hat, my Brewers hat, my White Sox hat… I don’t give a crap about those teams, but I love those hats. I know I don’t actually play for the Padres so this not a perfect analogy, just making the point that fashion these days goes far beyond fanhood, so everybody just take a deep breath. Once Keenan scores a TD against the Raiders, I’m guessing Chargers fans will forgive him.

-bp

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I Miss You, Khalil Greene

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Man, I miss Khalil Greene. That’s a screengrab from 2004 when the Padres were rocking throwbacks with their normal blue helmets. We’ve come a long way since then. The Padres are wearing their 1984 whites tonight and aside from the actual ’84 season, my favorite memories from these unis are Khalil putting on a highlight clinic against the Cubs in 2004. He was unreal. I found some video of it. Even though The Professor shut down the Padres at the plate, Khalil was amazing at short. One on One with Jane Mitchell, head to the 1:30 mark for the highlights. Bonus, there’s a ton of Matty V. calls on this bad-boy.

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“I was more fired up about the uniforms, honestly, than anything else.” Here’s the boxscore and recap to that game. Padres lost. Greene was spectacular.

So much potential… hindered by so much sadness. Sad.

-bp

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