Category Archives: Politics

PHOTO: President Obama Narrowly Escapes Certain Death

I don’t get into to politics on Lobshots. I get into cool. Obama is a pretty cool cat. -bp [photo by Pete Souza/The White House via]

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Obama With Romney Hair = Homeless Radio Voice Guy

This has been floating around the internet since the debate last night. The ole hair swap trick. Mildly entertaining, at best. However, remember the homeless dude with golden voice named Ted Williams that became a national sensation? Yup, this guy. … Continue reading

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This Chipotle Employee is My Favorite Person on the Internet Today

Romney just chilling at Chipotle… how ’bout the eyes on that dude to the right? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! So good. -bp [photos via AP & Reuters]

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Let’s Get Political — Political — I Wanna Get Political

Hey, get off that fence and back to your jobs, Yemenese dudes.   No jobs?   Ok, well, then back to your normal activities.  Beating, marginalizing, and repressing women, right?   Calm down…I’m 10% kidding.  But, why are you smashing/destroying, setting fires, and … Continue reading

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Violence: Occupy Oakland > Occupy Wall Street

This is what happens when you take a cute little hippy protest and bring it to the streets of Oakland. Wall Street… meet ghetto. -bp [CNN story and video here]

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Ben & Jerry’s “OccuPIE Wall Street” Ice Cream?!

You know how badly I’ve been trying avoid blogging on Occupy Wall Street? You know how badly I wish this Ben & Jerry’s OccuPIE Wall Street ice cream was real?  Know why? Because I love ice cream, and it would … Continue reading

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The Italian Government is Batshit Crazy

The always reliable and non-biased news source Fox News reported today that the Italian Government is suing the country’s top seismologist for not predicting the 2009 earthquake that killed 308 people. Read the whole story here.  What is the charge … Continue reading

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Shocking News: Bin Laden Loved Porn

So, I read the Fox News headline “Extensive Porn Stash Reportedly Found in Bin Laden Compound”. No joke, my first thought was “huh, they spelled ”stache’ wrong…and why were all these dumb terrorists found in the compound rockin’ mustaches? I … Continue reading

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U.S. Wants Bin Laden’s Wives

Haha. U.S. wants access to Bin Laden’s wives? Yeah we do. Nice headline, HuffPost. Classy. -bp

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