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Amazing Mickey Rooney Story About a Disney Mouse

My jaw dropped when I read this Esquire piece about the Mickey Rooney, who recently died, on April 6, 2014. I had no idea about the Mortimer Mouse story. This interview, never before published, took place on December 13, 2006. It’s … Continue reading

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What’s That Under Your Hood? Just a Billion-Foot-Long Python

People in the background are laughing at the people running at the end… but those people sprinting away are the smartest kids in the crowd. -bp [ht Adam]

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Real Cool, Snow Plow Guy

RIP, weatherman. -bp [lobbed by mac]

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San Diego Winter Storm 2014

That’s funny…. and no, I’m not disrespecting real tragedies that deserve real prayers… I’m simply mocking San Diegans and our ability to handle weather that’s not perfect. -bp [ht Mark and Gavin/Sonya & Dorian]

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Brian Williams, Rapper’s Delight

Jimmy Fallon is awesome. “Say what?” by Kathy Lee was gold… -bp

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It’s The Perfect Texture For Running…

Californians and snow… you start getting cocky and Mother Nature will take you out. -bp

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The Roof… The Roof… The Roof is on FIRE….

Outside – A group of 90 highly flatulent cows brought down the house at a German dairy farm Monday when the concentrated methane gas emanating from their bodies exploded, damaging the roof of the farm’s shed and injuring one cow. According to … Continue reading

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Get a Load of This See-Through Sea Creature…

New Zealand - 43 miles north of the Karikari Peninsula when he spotted the mysterious clear shrimp floating near the top of the sea. How ’bout that male Siri narrating that YouTube video? Almost as weird as the creature itself. Which, … Continue reading

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Idiot.

The End. -bp

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Being Sick is the Worst…

I think I’m on day 6 of feeling like absolute garbage. Day 5 of antibiotics. Being sick is terrible. The only good to come from it was being able to post up on the couch and watch football most of … Continue reading

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