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Category Archives: Kook of the Week
Matt Bush: Scumbag Extraordinaire
Sporting News – Matt Bush, the No. 1 overall pick by the San Diego Padres in 2004 who now is trying to win a spot in the Tampa Bay Rays’ bullpen, was charged with driving under the influence and fleeing … Continue reading
Worst Window Sticker Ever?
I heart my wife too, bro… but that’s ridiculous. What do you lobsters think this cat’s deal is? Here are the top things that came to my mind. He: A) Cheated on his wife B) Lost a bet C) Just … Continue reading
What’d You Do Last Night? Bears WR Sam Hurd Tried to Buy 10 Kilos of Cocaine and 1,000 Pounds of Weed From a Federal Agent
Yeah, you read that right. Ten freakin’ kilos of coke, and ONE THOUSAND POUNDS of the hippy lettuce. Read the full story here. I know if I had a three-year contract with the Bears with a maximum value of $5.15 … Continue reading
SHOCKING: Raiders Player Arrested
Kook of the Week. Nice work, Rolando McClain. Sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason, right? Way to smile for getting arrested, bro. Here’s the story. Here’s the mugshot. Just win, baby. -bp
Dude Catches 881-Pound Tuna, and the Feds Stole it From Him
New Bedford, Mass. • It’s the big one that got taken away. Local fishing boat owner Carlos Rafael was elated when one of his trawlers snared an 881-pound bluefin tuna earlier this month. But the joy was short-lived. Federal fishery … Continue reading
The Beginning of the End…
Bubblegum Pedialyte. So, so gross. That’s all I ate/drank for almost 20 hours yesterday. Literally had a moment…while in the bathroom, where I looked up, and uttered the words, “What did I do, God?” At the time, that was a … Continue reading
I Didn’t Realize That a Squash Racquet Could Double As a Shotgun…
Cameron Pilley. Some insanely good and hard-hitting squash player….and his brother. Lobster Geoff sent me this video up to me 6 days ago… finally getting around to watching it. Sad it took me so long to get around to that … Continue reading
Kook of the Week: Jose Valverde Thinks He’s Joe Namath…
NEW YORK — How’s this for a guarantee? After closing out the Detroit Tigers’ win over the New York Yankees in Game 2 of the ALDS on Sunday, closer Jose Valverde believes the Tigers are a lock to win the … Continue reading
Ever Wonder What a Kilo of Cocaine Looks Like Inside of You?
MSNBC – Handout medical image released by the Brazilian Federal Police showing bags with cocaine inside the gastrointestinal tract of a 20-year-old Irish national arrested by police at Congonhas airport in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on September 12. The man, identified … Continue reading
Matthew Fox from LOST has the Mugshot of the Year
**Lobsters to the rescue: check the comments section, turns out this pic is a few years old and is 99.9% NOT Matthew Fox. Some jackass decided to resurface it once Fox got in his little scuffle with authorities this past … Continue reading