Category Archives: Celebrities

Maxim Puts Manti Te’o's Dead Fake Girlfriend on Their 100 Hottest Women of 2013 List

Oh, Maxim. You’re so funny and clever! Burn city! Population: Manti Te’o! LOLZ. Why would Maxim give a spot to an actual beautiful woman on their 100 Hottest Women of 2013 list, when they can give it to Teo’s fake dead girlfriend, … Continue reading

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Mrs. Doubtfire > Kim Kardashian

Robin Williams bringing the tweet heat! It’s not easy to make an old couch cover look good. America’s favorite nanny did it with grace and style. American’s favorite nobody did not. Curious to if Kim is still all bent out … Continue reading

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Lohan Got Arrested Again. Shocker.

Lindsay Lohan got arrested again. No clue for what. Didn’t even read it. But, she landed herself a sixth mugshot, rocking what appears to be my 1989 AYSO All-Star jacket. Thanks, Lohan, for the opportunity for us all to take … Continue reading

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FAIL Online: UK’s “Daily Mail” Has Exclusive Paulina Gretzky Photos That Aren’t Paulina Gretzky

Great headline: “She tried to do demure! Wild child Paulina Gretzky tones down her look in a modest maxi but still manages to reveal her derrière” Oh, Daily Mail, or Mail Online, or whatever you’re called… that’s cute that you … Continue reading

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Brent Musburger Continues to be Awesome…

Look at that kid’s face. That is the look of pure joy. I tweeted this out last night, but I know a lot of you lobsters aren’t on the twit machine. Musburger called the Iowa State game last night, and … Continue reading

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Kareem Vader and Katherine Webb? Well, Alright…

The internet is a weird place, folks. Apparently, Katherine Webb and Kareem are on some new reality show called Celebrity Diving? Sounds ridiculous. Here are a few of the other characters. Aside from Lew Alcindor and Miss AJ McCarron, I … Continue reading

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Reason No. 4,259 I Love Twitter… Featuring Charlie Sheen & Mike Tyson

Charlie Sheen tweets some ridiculous photoshop of “Afro-Sheen” and almost immediately, Mike Tyson responds… “I want in.” Hahaha. What does that mean, Iron Mike? No clue, but I love it. -bp

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Of Course Will Ferrell Was a Staples Security Guard at the Lakers Game – Why Wouldn’t He Be One?

Love this man… he then proceeded to kick Shaq out of his court-side seats. Wonderful.   Oh, and his name tag reads, “Ted Vagina.” Normal. -bp [h/t @usatodaysports, TBL]

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Kate Upton is on Her 2nd Straight Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover, Will Anyone Believe Me Now About the New SI “Swim Daily” Blog?

Boom! There’s Kate Upton for *allegedly* her 2nd straight SI Swimsuit cover. I’m not allowed to mention Kate Upton without at least mentioning the time she proposed to me and sent me a photo of herself in wedding lingerie. No … Continue reading

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The Internet is Doing a Bang Up Job on Beyonce Photoshops

Ursula!!! I LOL’d at that one. I actually think Beyonce looked amazing and was amazing during her Super Bowl halftime performance. However, the second this photo below surfaced, the internet has been having some fun with it. Deadspin had a contest, … Continue reading

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