Author Archives: mac

No SDSU? This Top 25 List of Party Schools Sucks

Before you read this blog rant, make sure to carefully peruse this list of the alleged “Top 25″ Party schools. This list is utterly absurd, I’ll give it to #1 West Virginia U, I’ve heard it goes off there. Maybe … Continue reading

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Grandma Tricked Into Growing 7 Marijuana Plants by “Bearded Stranger in a Pointy Hat”

As you know, LobShots is taking an active roll in protecting the community, like trying to stop the Hispanic Hoodie Bandit. Lobsters, protect your neighborhood and keep a look out for this man! He is trying get your sweet old … Continue reading

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Art Show!! One Drunk, Pantless Woman Included Free of Charge!

If someone gave you $30 million and said you HAD to spend it on one of these 2 paintings, which one would you choose? Pretty much a toss up right? Both suck, both look like they were done in about … Continue reading

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How ’bout I Give You a McRib Sandwich Instead of My Wallet?

“Welcome to hell, biaaaaaaatch!“ (BP here, I asked Mac to tell you about Lou Williams…here’s what he had to say) Philadelphia 76ers guard and rising star, Lou Williams, was driving through Philly when a guy with a mask and a … Continue reading

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LobShots Infiltrated the Meadowlands for the Chargers vs. Jets Game

Sadly, as much as I wanted to go to the Meadowlands last Sunday for the Chargers vs. Jets game, I couldn’t make it happen. Instead, as a reward for being our most faithful lobsters, I sent Mac and Body to … Continue reading

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Chargers Opening Game, Qualcomm, Beer and Elite Security

Meet my boys, Mac and Charlie. Mac on the left, Charlie on the right. Those pics are from the season opener at the Q against the Vikings. Mac in a standard shot… double fisted and as patriotic as an American … Continue reading

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Another San Diego Beach Closed due to “Large Dorsal Fin Sighting!”

Today, the SD U-T reports that the beaches around La Jolla Children’s Pool have been closed because a couple boogie boarders spotted what appeared to be a 12 inch dorsal fin cutting through the water just past the surf break. … Continue reading

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