No Big Deal, Just Some Dude Catching The Spawn of Satan With a Bow and Arrow in New Jersey

Yeah. That’s real, supposedly. Some dude posted it on Reddit. If you don’t buy into my whole “spawn of satan” theory… it’s a sea lamprey. The NY Daily News reports that a guy was fishing, “when he spotted a massive eel-like fish in the water. Using his bow and arrow, which he conveniently had on hand, he snagged the creature with a shot right through its middle.” Using his bow and arrow… written all casually… like that’s a normal thing. Hell of a shot to catch this monster. Yes, monster. Do you know what the freaking teeth look like on a Tremor sea lamprey?

I hate knowing these creatures exist.

-bp

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2 Responses to No Big Deal, Just Some Dude Catching The Spawn of Satan With a Bow and Arrow in New Jersey

  1. parker says:

    what the fuck is that????

  2. Sophia Joan says:

    Those are one of the best tasting sea creatures ever.

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