Meteor Showers in Russia? Wonderful. Goodbye, World.

Technically, every post could be my last… but this one feels different. That’s a meteor showering down upon Russia. There are videos of it all over the internet. All I know is that this is exactly how Armageddon started, and now Michael Clarke Duncan is dead, so we’re all effed because he’s not here to save us. Hopefully, I’ll catch up with you lobsters in heaven. xoxo

-bp

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