Is the NFL Investigating Randy Moss?

Just prior to Super Bowl kickoff, we’ve been informed by sources, that the NFL is investigating Randy Moss for this dangerous combination of socks and Tevas*. With heightened scrutiny following Ray Lewis’ deer antler spray, the league can’t be too careful.

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*Teva sandals are not classified as a performance enhancing substance within the NFL rulebook.  The league has posted comment, stating Tevas are currently under review.

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