Monthly Archives: February 2013

The Padres Had an Archery Competition at Spring Training

Posted on February 28, 2013 by bp

Is this normal? The Padres had an archery competition this morning using a high powered composite bow and arrow to blast fake deer, coyotes, and turkeys. Allow me to break it down. Is this normal? Do teams do this? I … Continue reading →

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Reggie Miller is a Wee Lil Man…

Posted on February 28, 2013 by bp

Question: What makes you look like you’re a 4 foot tall, 7 year old when you’re actually a 6 foot 7 inch, 47 year old? Answer: Shaq’s jacket. -bp [via]

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Does FLAVA FLAV Play Hoops for the New Mexico Lobos?

Posted on February 28, 2013 by bp

Am I a little bitter about the UNM win over the Aztecs last night? Maybe. But you can’t say that Tony Snell isn’t Flava Flav’s doppelganger. He’s identical. -bp [lobbed by Dave Rich, comedian extraordinaire]

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The San Diego Padres are Embracing Our Beach Community… Petco Park is a Giant Pile of Sand Right Now

Posted on February 27, 2013 by bp

That’s Petco Park… right now. The head Padres groundskeeper is a great follow on twitter, @Luke_Yoder. It’s not the first time I’ve written about awesome behind the scenes stuff at Petco Park. Luke’s been sharing photos of the sand pit … Continue reading →

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Wearing a T-Shirt With Your Own Face On It? Power Move.

Posted on February 27, 2013 by bp

It’s come to my attention that some of you haven’t seen this photo of Mike Woodson rocking a tee with his own face on it…. so here’s Mike Woodson rocking a tee with his own face on it. -bp [via]

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Oh Hey, Alex Smith is on the Chiefs Now…

Posted on February 27, 2013 by bp

Alex Smith got traded to the the Chiefs. So, naturally, I took a 2008 photo of Damon Huard, no. 11 on the Chiefs… and a current photo of Alex Smith’s lopsided helmet face, and awkwardly slapped it on Huard’s body … Continue reading →

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Oh Topps, What a Silly Thing To Do To Pablo Sandoval’s Hair

Posted on February 27, 2013 by bp

That’s Pablo Sandoval’s Topps 2013 Heritage baseball card. I love baseball cards. I mostly* collect vintage cards, but some newer ones too. I have tobacco cards from the late 1800’s and Mike Trout cards from 2012. Decent range. I’m a card … Continue reading →

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No Big Deal, Just Some Dude Catching The Spawn of Satan With a Bow and Arrow in New Jersey

Posted on February 27, 2013 by bp

Yeah. That’s real, supposedly. Some dude posted it on Reddit. If you don’t buy into my whole “spawn of satan” theory… it’s a sea lamprey. The NY Daily News reports that a guy was fishing, “when he spotted a massive … Continue reading →

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And Yet, It’s America That Has an Obesity Problem…

Posted on February 26, 2013 by bp

No ketchup? What the hell? -bp [via]

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I Love Rich Eisen as Much as I Hate Leon Sandcastle…

Posted on February 26, 2013 by bp

Best part of the combine every year… Eisen’s 40-yard dash. Sadly, this year it was ruined by the NFL Network’s pathetic attempt at a marketing campaign. Dealing with Deion on a year-round basis is difficult enough, don’t make us suffer … Continue reading →

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