Monthly Archives: January 2013

“What Will Be Your Space Jam?”

I love this kid. Love him. Love his cause. A modern day Barnabas. Feel Good Freshness at its finest. Preach, Kid President… (if the video doesn’t work above because I suck at the internet, click here to watch) -bp [lobbed … Continue reading

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Here is What You Missed at the Pro Bowl: Shenanigans

Because it’s normal for the opposing team’s center to just switch teams for a snap, right? Although it was pretty cool and I appreciate the nostalgia of Jeff Saturday and Peyton Manning hooking up one last time… this moment is … Continue reading

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The Coolest Kids on the Block, Right Here…

  Look at ’em go. They’re so fast, they’re so furious. This is apparently in Oakland. Raider fans, no doubt. Watching this, I just wanted so, so badly for all of the cars to crash into each other, ruining their … Continue reading

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Suuuuuuuuuper Creepy, Hulkster… Super Creepy

Yes, that’s a screengrab of Hulk Hogan’s tweet of his daughter. “Brooke’s legs.” As the father of a 3 year old daughter, I’m allowed to speak to this, right? Right. This creeps me the hell out. I don’t care if … Continue reading

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Ray Lewis Made a ‘Weekend Update’ Appearance on SNL

I can’t even begin to tell you how much I hate all this Ray Lewis coverage… but this? This is just wonderful. Click to watch the video. Thank you, Kenan Thompson. Thank you, SNL. -bp

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Paulina Gretzky is Here in San Diego and She’s Signing Autographs

She’s herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre! I’d been asking twitter all week if Paulina Gretzky was going to be in town to watch Dustin Johnson play at the Farmer’s here at Torrey Pines… and yes, I was right. The guy who posted that photo wrote, … Continue reading

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“The Best Blind Date”

Chris Jones is a writer. A good writer. On twitter, he told a story over the course of 10 tweets, as you can only use 140 characters per tweet. If this sounds familiar, that’s because I’ve transcribed his tweets before … Continue reading

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ORANGE PEANUT!!!!

That’s Adrian Peterson signing a giant orange peanut at the Pro Bowl. This is unbelievably awesome… if you don’t know why it’s unbelievably awesome, then you’ve never seen this. -bp [h/t b/r]

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Nice Moat, Tom Brady

That’s Tom Brady and Giselle’s new $20M mansion. Of course it has a moat. I wanted to protect Giselle, so I added in the Shrek dragon. Just felt right. -bp [lobbed by Body via Yahoo]

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“First Take” is Out of Control… Must Be Stopped

Nobody loves Tebow more than me.. nobody. But this? This is asinine. You should be ashamed of yourself, ESPN. Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless are an embarrassment to sports coverage… -bp [via]

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