I decided I’m not calling Ken Whisenhunt “the Whiz” like everybody else. It’s boring. I’m calling him Kenneth. Because it’s funny. I love this hire. He’ll help Magic Mike figure out what it means to be a head coach in the NFL, and he’ll hopefully revert back to his ways as an OC when he won the Super Bowl with the Steelers in 2005.
[aside: is Kenneth 9 feet tall or is Ricky Henne about 4'6''?]