Manti Te’o Issued a Statement: I Award Him No Points, and May God Have Mercy on His Soul.

From ESPN: Te’o issued a statement Tuesday afternoon:

“This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but over an extended period of time, I developed an emotional relationship with a woman I met online. We maintained what I thought to be an authentic relationship by communicating frequently online and on the phone, and I grew to care deeply about her.

“To realize that I was the victim of what was apparently someone’s sick joke and constant lies was, and is, painful and humiliating.

“It further pains me that the grief I felt and the sympathies expressed to me at the time of my grandmother’s death in September were in any way deepened by what I believed to be another significant loss in my life.

“I am enormously grateful for the support of my family, friends and Notre Dame fans throughout this year. To think that I shared with them my happiness about my relationship and details that I thought to be true about her just makes me sick. I hope that people can understand how trying and confusing this whole experience has been.

“In retrospect, I obviously should have been much more cautious. If anything good comes of this, I hope it is that others will be far more guarded when they engage with people online than I was.

“Fortunately, I have many wonderful things in my life, and I’m looking forward to putting this painful experience behind me as I focus on preparing for the NFL Draft.”

Dude. Do you have any idea how far you just fell in the draft? How much money you just cost yourself? Nice response… way to not really answer any questions at all. Allow me to sum up the thoughts of a nation of football fans… our reaction:

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Mr. Te’o, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

-bp

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3 Responses to Manti Te’o Issued a Statement: I Award Him No Points, and May God Have Mercy on His Soul.

  1. Cohner says:

    I couldn’t have said it any better myself. This just proves, once again, that Billy Madison can be quoted for just about any scenario in life.

  2. Ray Lewis says:

    Hang in there Manti, I murdered someone and people absolutely love me

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