Monthly Archives: December 2012

This Baby Jesus Has a Many Protectors

Your move, King Herod. If you can somehow get by Mommy, Daddy, and an Angel of the Lord… Clay Matthews is waiting for your ass. -bp [via Clay’s twitter]

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Even a Legless Blake Griffin Can Fly…

LIEUTENANT DAN! -bp [via]

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Blake Griffin & CP3 Bringin’ the Fashion Heat…

Now THAT is how you dress for a Christmas day post-game presser. Well done, boys. -bp [h/t rovell]

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Merry Christmas, Lobsters…

Make it a good one, friends. Merry Christmas to all. -bp

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Welcome Back, Chuck Pagano…

So awsesome that he’s back to coach the Colts. Chuck freaking Strong. Love it. -bp [pic via Rachel Nichols]

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Did the ’72 Dolphins Pop Their Champagne Too Early?

That’s Tridon Holliday. He’s a return-specialist speedster for the Denver Broncos. He started the season 5-0 with the Texans, and when they waived him, the Donkeys picked him up. His first game with the Broncos was against the Chargers for … Continue reading

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Best Christmas Sweater Award in Sports Media Goes To…

…MOOSE!!! Daryl Johnston bringing the heat with that sweater. I mean, mine’s good, but his is so glorious. I want to hug him, and then steal his sweater. I love it. -bp [thanks @cjzero]

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Introducing the Worst Sketch Artist in the History of Time

Listen, this is a terrible crime that I’m not trying to make light of, however, if we want this sunuvabitch to be caught, we may want to bring in a new sketch artist. Up top is a screengrab from the … Continue reading

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Seahawks Players React to Post-Game Shooting at a Bar

Details are still fuzzy, but it appears that there was a shooting at the Munch Bar in Bellevue, Washington. Reports are saying there was one death and three other people injured. Scary stuff. Hard to confirm all of the Seahawks … Continue reading

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Antonio Cromartie & Philip Rivers Have a Pre-Game Chat

  At first I was just going to tweet this photo, but there’s no way that 140 characters could do it justice. Hardwick has got to be thinking what I’m thinking… “What in the HELL could Philip Rivers and Antonio … Continue reading

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