Miss Pennsylvania USA Sheena Monnin
If you haven’t read about the beauty queen who claimed the Miss USA contest was rigged click here.
I’m not sure who co-signed the loan on this beauty queen’s mouth… but they’re probably second-guessing that support now.
“You see, what you said right there… that’s illegal. It’s called defamation. Surprised you didn’t learn about it in any of your Master’s Psychology coursework. Regardless, you now owe the pageant folks $5 million.” -Arbitrator
Here’s the thing…. median household income in the U.S. is approx $50k. I’m not saying Sheena Monnin is part of the median, she’s probably not… she’s a beauty queen after all, but if this fine was leveled on one of us average [looking] folks, assuming we paid every single cent we earned, before taxes, starting now… the fine would be cleared in year 2113, approx 100 years from now. You thought the year 2015 looked cool in Back to the Future 2… wait’ll ya see 2113. “Got any plans for the rest of your life, Sheena?” “Ugh. Yeah, probably just paying this fine.” Don’t forget about enjoying the name Sheena. Sheena, Tiger Goddess of Western PA. Grrrrr. Oh yeah, I’d tune in. Heck, I’d be in Starbucks three times a day… “Sheena….Vanilla Chai Latte. Sheena.”
Back to the point…there’s a lesson here. Beauty queens can say any [dumb] thing they want to their 50 yr old millionaire boyfriend… but don’t try pulling that sh*t on Beauty Pageant Inc. Also… “Blondes have more fun…not paying $5mil fines. And so does everyone else. Watch your mouth.” This gal isn’t going to have enough money to rent Back to the Future 2 (so she can understand my reference). I suppose she can just borrow it from her boyfriend’s VHS collection.
-caster