This is a real thing. You can actually buy a set of red balls for your Christmas tree. I was ready to just rip this concept apart… but then I read the Bauballs website: “We’ve teamed up with Orchid to create some Christmas tree ornaments that raise money and awareness of testicular cancer.” Well, tough to knock anything raising money for cancer. So go get your Christmas nutsack here. This is my first Christmas Wish List item.
[lobbed by King]