Mark “Of The Beast” Sanchez

Let’s just get this out of the way. No, Tebow is not Jesus. No, Sanchez is not satan. These numbers mean nothing. Tebow informed us that yesterday was the 666th Monday Night Football game in history. After said game, here are the stats of Mark Sanchez: Wearing #6, he has 6TDs, 6 INTs, is averaging 6.6 YPA, his longest pass is 66 yards, and he has a QB rating of 66.6. ZOMG! Sixes everywhere!!!!

Like I said, these number mean nothing. Just to be sure though, I zoomed in on Sanchez’s jersey.

dun dun dun DUUUUUUUUUN!

-bp

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One Response to Mark “Of The Beast” Sanchez

  1. Cree-dub says:

    ugh. everyone shut up.

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