Hey, get off that fence and back to your jobs, Yemenese dudes. No jobs? Ok, well, then back to your normal activities. Beating, marginalizing, and repressing women, right? Calm down…I’m 10% kidding. But, why are you smashing/destroying, setting fires, and murdering anyhow? Wait, what? A movie?! Serious? Please update your ideas, please stop sawing people’s heads off, and join today. You are, as of now, 900 years behind. Best hurry, you’ve got some catching up. And, just a friendly reminder, fence guys… people sacrifice their lives everyday… attempting to get to America. EVERY-damn-DAY. Know how many people [in the history of humans] have done the same for the prospect of a better life in Yemen? Correct, not one. Not ever. Take a look at your behavior. Wise up.
P.S. I understand this blog is a tad incendiary, and that it doesn’t fairly consider all the amazing, intelligent, open-minded, talented Yemenese… but at least it’s not murder.
P.S.S. I know Chandler Bing tried to escape to Yemen a few years back, but that was a punch line on a sitcom. Wait, is that why you are so upset, Yemen? Being a punch line? Well, regardless…this action does not help the world take Yemen more seriously.