BREAKING: Meet the New Czar of the Padres

That’s right. Czar. That means the buck stops with me, Brady Phelps. First order of business? Extend Chase Headley. Second? Repeatedly kick every Time Warner Cable exec in the nuts until they get a deal done with Fox Sports SD. Third? Wipe that stupid smirk off my own face.

-bp

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2 Responses to BREAKING: Meet the New Czar of the Padres

  1. Ray Finkle says:

    That smirk is Grade-A smug right thur.

  2. Rydazzle says:

    Czasshole*

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