Time to Invent “Whale Puke Detectors” for the Beach

Yesterday, Caster and I were chatting about this 8 year old kid that found a chunk of whale vomit on the beach valued over $60,000. Got us to thinking… when is some jerk gonna invent a Whale Puke Detector? I know it’s cool and all to get a ring or a necklace or some friggin’ quarters on the beach with a metal detector… but how ’bout some petrified whale spew? I read that some dude found a huge chunk of it that he sold for $300k. You kiddin’ me?

There’s gotta be something they can detect in that puke, right? Some chemical? Time to invent a Whale Puke Detector. You can thank me for the idea later, but you better act fast, because if you don’t, Al Gore will.

-bp

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2 Responses to Time to Invent “Whale Puke Detectors” for the Beach

  1. Mac says:

    Let me get this straight, it is valuable because it prolongs the scent of perfume, that would lead me to believe that the puke itself has a scent, right? wait for it…
    I am getting a Puke Dog, set that puppy (damn right pun intended) lose and let him run the beach in search of Whale Puke riches. I’ll see you on the beach from my yacht with your little computerized detector machine, after me and Tarzan (that’s my puke dog’s name) have already wiped the beach clean of whale hurl.
    I’m rich Biatch.
    Mac

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