The LeBeouf Strikes Again…

The LeBeouf done made his lady friend sad. Apparently he’s in some movie coming up and instead of just pretending to do the hippity-dippity on screen… he’s going to do it.

LaBeouf, 26, told MTV News in an interview posted Wednesday that his “Nymphomaniac” boss Lars von Trier intends to show actual sex onscreen, and that he’s willing to go wherever the Danish director leads him.

So… understandable she’s angry here…being his gf and all. Correct me if I’m wrong, but this makes Shia a porn star, right? Well a porn actor, at least. I mean… that’s kinda the definition of a porno… real sex? This one is just going to have a couple big Hollywood names and biggest porn budget and plot of all time. Good career move, LeBeouf. Clown.

Solid chance this argument has nothing to do with the movie and everything to do with his cut-off gray jorts.

-bp

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One Response to The LeBeouf Strikes Again…

  1. little caster says:

    Recent news reveals that “The LaBeouf” is trying to revive the early 90s grunge scene 20 years later. He cites Eddie Vedder as his biggest influence, and is petitioning his nymphomaniac director to rename their upcoming film, “Clam Jam.”

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