Blue Lobster vs. Giant Lobster – Who Ya Got?

I’m discovering that, in addition to the Chargers, Padres, Kate Upton, Paulina Gretzky, and the demise of Kim Kardashian… you lobsters expect me to write about all breaking news regarding, well… lobsters. I’m into that… so here ya have it. A rare blue lobster was caught near the cleverly named “Ocean City”. They’ve donated it to the National Aquarium in Washington D.C. and named it Toby. Okay? Weird name, beautiful lobster though… amazing pink stripe down the back. If you have no idea why I’m talking about lobsters in the first place… you’re a newbie, welcome.

In other lobster news, a few months back… this giant effer was caught off the coast of Maine. A 27 pounder named Rocky… there, now you’re all caught up. Oh, and in a death match, I’d put my money on the blue lobster all day. He’d Dread Pirate Roberts the sh*t outta Fezzik. As you wish were…
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One Response to Blue Lobster vs. Giant Lobster – Who Ya Got?

  1. notbalor moore says:

    Interestingly, “Toby” is only the blue lobster’s slave name…

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