Not exaggerating one bit when I say that I had tears running down my face on multiple occasions while watching this. [update: hearing the video's isn't working on some browsers, video link here if that's you] I love this dog. I love these chicks at the hot dog stand. I went through a small phase in high school where I would, after most sentences, tack on “for me to poop on!” like I had Tourette’s or something. Watch the video, use headphones, and laugh ’til you cry. You’re welcome.
[lobbed by Josh Sneed - a man who knows funny.]