Justin Tuck’s New Facemask Will Eat Your Face Off

Right? Am I right? Face eating jokes are all the rage right now with the kids. Bath salts are funny! No? Too soon? Got it. Well, here’s another photo of Justin Tuck’s facemask…

Tough to see, huh? Since it already ate your FACE OFF!!! OHHHHHHHH!

[editor's note: this blog post is almost as stupid as that facemask. okay, it's worse.]

-bp

[via Uni Watch]

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5 Responses to Justin Tuck’s New Facemask Will Eat Your Face Off

  1. jonesy says:

    Why not just go with a motorcycle helmet?

  2. Michael says:

    Looks like a Shredder mask from TMNT.

  3. Bull Benn says:

    I predict one of three outcomes:

    A. The face mask is too heavy, therefore causing a career ending neck injury.
    B. The face mask is too heavy, therefore he returns to a more sensible alternative such as bit.ly/M3FSVh
    C. He KEEPS the face mask and someone’s finger be get stuck and broken off or severely damaged ala’ bit.ly/KUTI06

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