The Kings won! A sunny Southern California team won the cup! Suck it East Coast! Suck it Canada! I have zero intelligent commentary to offer you on this. Why, you ask? Well, because the Kings haven’t won the Stanley cup in my life… or anybody’s, until now… that’s why. I’m a SoCal kid. So, it’s their fault I’m not a hockey fan. Well, the Kings and the San Diego Gulls… who weren’t even in the NHL and are gone now anyway.