This. Changes. EVERYTHING

What. I’m having a lot of trouble wrapping my pea brain around this. Is this real? Or did someone just make this up? A lobster sent me this photo and my mind went spinning into a place it’s never been. Felt like I was four years old watching for the first time as my dad pulled his thumb completely off his hand only to reattach it again like it was no big deal. Can. Not. Comprehend. An actual purpose for the lines on a red solo cup? Why does this change everything, you ask? No clue. It just does. I don’t know what I’m actually going to do with this info… I’m never gonna measure a shot, or wine, or beer… but just knowing I can if I want to… that’s something special.

I bet you Toby Keith doesn’t even know about this… When he reads this post, it’s gonna flip cup his world upside down is what it’s gonna do. Deep breaths, Toby… deep breaths…

-bp

[lobbed by Josh]