What. I’m having a lot of trouble wrapping my pea brain around this. Is this real? Or did someone just make this up? A lobster sent me this photo and my mind went spinning into a place it’s never been. Felt like I was four years old watching for the first time as my dad pulled his thumb completely off his hand only to reattach it again like it was no big deal. Can. Not. Comprehend. An actual purpose for the lines on a red solo cup? Why does this change everything, you ask? No clue. It just does. I don’t know what I’m actually going to do with this info… I’m never gonna measure a shot, or wine, or beer… but just knowing I can if I want to… that’s something special.
[lobbed by Josh]