I refuse to waste much of your time, or my thoughts, on this… but Miley Cyrus is getting married to Liam Somethingsomething. “I’m so happy to be engaged and look forward to a life of happiness with Liam,” Cyrus, 19, tells PEOPLE. Apparently, he got her a 3.5 carat rock. Seems a smart decision on his part. Getting married at 19 seems a smart decision on her part. Hollywood relationships are the best. I don’t foresee any problems in the future with this one. Congrats, kids.