Monthly Archives: June 2012

Clay Matthew’s Childhood Mullett Wins The Internet Today

Clay tweeted this pic, so I guess it’s real? “Don’t try to church it up, son… it’s DIRT” -bp [via @claymatthews52]

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Want a 20-Year-Old, Three-Person Submarine That’s Never Been in Water? — Only $22 Grand

This has got to be one of my all-time favorite craigslist ads. Click to enlarge. Contains layers of awesome. I sent it over to Body and asked him his thoughts. Enjoy. – bp A “sumbarine” huh? So you’re telling me … Continue reading

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The Ruse is Over

That was fun. TMZ is reporting Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing. Now everybody can go back to believing that Tom doesn’t like girls. -bp [lobbed by LT]

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Gangster Baby Platypuses!

If you don’t love this… well, you just don’t love anything at all. Yes, I know it’s photoshopped. How do I know, you ask? Well, I blogged on these little beauties a while back. I wrote, “I’m pretty sure those … Continue reading

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I Want to Hug the Skip Bayless T-Shirt Guy

He’s just so damn huggable. I expect the guys over at Look At Me Shirts to use this shirt as inspiration for something bigger and better. Oh, if you’re uncertain about my feelings for Skip… read on, reader. -bp [h/t … Continue reading

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Turn to the Right… SNAP!

I can’t stop laughing at this… yet, I know I’m going to have nightmares because of it. -bp [h/t via TBL]

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Tobey Maguire is Hiding in CC Sabathia’s Butt

Does this make Sabathia superhuman or just extremely uncomfortable?? – Showman [Lobbed by Fortunata]

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The Capybara Falls and The Caiman Rises

Massive upset. Rafa lost to Lukas Rosol at Wimbledon. Dude was ranked 100 in the world. Nadal was ranked the same, minus the last two zeros…plus 1. (<—that line was funnier when I thought he was ranked no. 1, not … Continue reading

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Mario Balotelli Celebrates a Goal

He does not look like a man I’d like to fight. -bp [via Gifulmination]

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Just Spotted This Shiny Sequin Hat in Chipotle

Nice little lunch with Mac, Body and Fulk turned a hell of a lot nicer when we saw this hat. We spent about 15 minutes debating how much we should offer him for it. We settled on snapping a photo … Continue reading

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