Monthly Archives: April 2012

Bryce Harper’s First MLB Hit… A Moonshot

What’s that? It was a moonshot, you say? Whatever do you mean? I mean…a moonshot. Click to enlarge. NSFW!!!! What’s going through your mind here? Let’s see, I’m in insane seats watching the best player in baseball right now, Matt … Continue reading

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

-bp    

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No WAY the Clippers Just Did That

The Clippers won game 1 against the Grizzlies. Pretty standard win… a 28-3 run to close the game. Holy freaking crap. That was unreal. At halftime, when the Clippers were losing by about 400 points, I tweeted this photo of the … Continue reading

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2012 NFL Draft Winners

**Udpate: If you’re here… you came looking for THIS PHOTOSHOOT… and while you’re at here’s Maxim magazine threatening to sue me because of it** After extreme analysis of all the 1st round picks… we’ve decided on a clear winner. Ryan … Continue reading

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I Love This Photo

The shortest dude alive is 72-year-old Chandra Bahadur Dangi from Nepal. I love that picture. Padres should sign this dude, a la Eddie Gaedel. Guaranteed walk every AB. -bp [lobbed by Van Diesel]

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Rex Ryan’s College Football Photo

That’s Rex Ryan… in 1981 playing for Southwestern Oklahoma State University. Handsome, says me. It also looked like he may have served as inspiration for Adam Morrison’s filthy Gonzaga stache. -bp [pic via Andy Gray]

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This is the Boss that the Bolts Drafted

San Diego, I give you Melvin Ingram! A secret handshake with the commish! Best walk to the podium in the history of the NFL draft? What a freakin’ boss. Here’s the video that will probably be taken down by the … Continue reading

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So, Is There, Like, a NFL Draft Tonight?

That’s Mark Barron… that’s the guy that everybody, including myself, wants the Chargers to draft. Hopefully AJ will make a move and make it happen… because he won’t be there once our pick comes around. I love football, but I’m … Continue reading

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Every Previous Owner Has Had a Beard. Check.

Just click to enlarge. This is glorious. Get it on craigslist here. -bp, and every woman since the dawn of 1995 [lobbed by bulldog]

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