Today’s Groupon Girl Needs to Back Up Off Of Me

Not even kidding, stop looking at me like that. Put some clothes on, you sexy little minx. Despite your attempt at seduction, I will not buy your silly little reflexology massage.

-bp

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2 Responses to Today’s Groupon Girl Needs to Back Up Off Of Me

  1. Cohner says:

    Is she giving the massage? If so, I’m buying!

  2. Bull Benn says:

    I’m sorry that I have to ask… but does that Groupon deal INCLUDE the happy ending, or is that extra? Just sayin…

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