Golf Ball Found in Dead Whale Washed Ashore

SEATTLE (AP) — A gray whale found dead in Washington state’s Puget Sound had been feeding on shrimp and also had some debris, including a golf ball, in its stomach, but scientists don’t know what killed the animal…con’t reading here.

A sad day in whale land… sadder still is that “scientists don’t know what killed the animal.” Welp, we went ahead and solved the mystery to this heinous crime.

It’s just a shame our favorite marine biologist wasn’t there to save the day.


[lobbed by Jonesy]

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One Response to Golf Ball Found in Dead Whale Washed Ashore

  1. Bull Benn says:

    George: The sea was angry that day, my friends – like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, “Easy, big fella!” And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

    Jerry: Mammal.

    George: Whatever.

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