Congrats to Kentucky, You Lost Me a Few Hundred Bucks

Such is life, right? I’m sad for Thomas Robinson and the Kansas kids… always sad for the losing team. I’m sad I didn’t win money too. But, congrats to the Kentucky players. Well deserved. You guys were the best all year. I offer you no such congrats, Calipari. You’re a cheater. (this is my opinion, I have no proof of this. my opinon could be wrong. to me, too much smoke to be no fire. sorry kentucky fans, specifically alex. like i said, he hasn’t officially been caught cheating. my opinion only. i’m wrong all the time. happy?) Anthony Davis’ unibrow, his go-go gadget arms, and his Mickey Mouse sized paws, only scored six points in the game. Only made one shot from the field…and he still got the most outstanding player of the game. How’s that work, you ask? Well, then you didn’t watch the game. He finished with 16 rebounds, six blocks, five assists and three steals. Here’s another angle of that blocked shot up top. Good grief, that’s impressive.

Those six blocks he had… were more like 56 blocks. Not shots he actually touched, but shots he altered, causing Kansas to miss. It was unreal. Dominated the game. Where’s the line in the box score that shows where he came flying out of the box at the end of the game when Kentucky only up by 6 causing the Kansas kid to travel instead of draining a three, making it a one possession game? That was big. Real big.

I love Anthony Davis… I’ve joked around about his unibrow a ton here on LobShots… which is no biggie because he jokes about it too. Embraces it. But, man… first order of business for when he gets a giant NBA contract: braces.



[images via @jose3030, teeth via Robert Littal]

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5 Responses to Congrats to Kentucky, You Lost Me a Few Hundred Bucks

  1. Cohner says:

    Those are some serious snaggleteeth.

  2. eric says:

    All big money college sports are a lie. The hypocrisy in all of it is absurd, telling these kids they HAVE to go to college.I have no problems with calipari’s violations . Derick Rose’s SAT score? Give me a break, you force this kid to go to college that has no interest in going. You have to go pretend to be a scholar for a year.

    • JZ says:

      they don’t HAVE to go to college. they have to be one year removed from high school.
      they could go play pro in europe (brandon jennings) they could go to prep school (may not get the exposure), i think if lebron was coming out now with as much hype and he had signed with nike for 100 mil he may just go to nike’s state of the art facility where their olympians train and work out for a year.

  3. eric says:

    I just don’t understand why everyone makes a big deal about basketball players leaving college early? Baseball, Hockey, Tennis, Golf,. When any of them leave no one cares. I understand not agreeing with the “one and done” phenomenon if your concern is the quality of college basketball. But pretending it’s about the welfare of the kids and their education is ridiculous.

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