Monthly Archives: April 2012

The Dark Knight Will Indeed Rise

Posted on April 30, 2012 by bp

Holy crap, that’s awesome. Back when I did this post, I thought we’d seen the only trailer  for The Dark Knight Rises that we were going to see. Thankfully, I was wrong. Here’s how they released it today: “Earlier today a … Continue reading →

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Is Norval Mean-Muggin?

Posted on April 30, 2012 by bp

Freaking Norval. Go here to check out the full press-conference with our new guy, Melvin Ingram. Norval even starts it off with a joke! Personality! I enjoyed seeing Melvin speak. You could tell he was genuine, but nervous and I … Continue reading →

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Some Dude is Suing BMW Because It Gave Him a Stiffy

Posted on April 30, 2012 by bp

USA Today – A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a “ridge-like” seat gave him “a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting … Continue reading →

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Matt Kemp is Playing Out of His Mind…

Posted on April 30, 2012 by bp

That’s what Matt Kemp thought about Bryce Harper making his MLB debut. Just took a giant walk-off dump on it. Then he galloped his way home. Here’s a second look. Hate the Dodgers or love the Dodgers, you have to appreciate how … Continue reading →

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Woman Grabs Nutsack, Squeezes…Man Dies

Posted on April 30, 2012 by bp

China News 24 – A female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles over a parking dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province, China. The 41 years old woman rode her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, … Continue reading →

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That is Not my Bush Baby

Posted on April 30, 2012 by bp

Whenever I get an email with a lob from one of you… and it starts with, “This is hilarious“… I’m generally let down… because it’s never hilarious. This, however, was an exception. I also realize that many of you don’t … Continue reading →

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I Feel So Bad For Derrick Rose

Posted on April 30, 2012 by bp

That’s about the saddest photoshop job I’ve ever seen. If you don’t know what that’s from, you’ve never seen Lion King… which is a travesty. Out for the season in game 1 of the playoffs. No fun at all… prayers … Continue reading →

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Paulina Gretzky, Kate Upton, and My Moral Compass

Posted on April 30, 2012 by bp

That’s our buddy Paulina Gretzky. Just hanging out with the boys. Nothing too risque. Well, she took a ton of pics over the weekend from Vegas and posted them on Instagram. They’re ridiculous. I mean, they’re not that scandalous, but … Continue reading →

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Dear Humans – Don’t Get Tattoos on Your Forehead

Posted on April 30, 2012 by bp

This is really sad. This kid is only 17 years old… from Florida. Arrested on a first degree murder charge. This is a chicken or the egg debate, I guess… but if you’ve got a forehead tat, I feel like … Continue reading →

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