Monthly Archives: April 2012

The Dark Knight Will Indeed Rise

Holy crap, that’s awesome. Back when I did this post, I thought we’d seen the only trailer  for The Dark Knight Rises that we were going to see. Thankfully, I was wrong. Here’s how they released it today: “Earlier today a … Continue reading

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Is Norval Mean-Muggin?

Freaking Norval. Go here to check out the full press-conference with our new guy, Melvin Ingram. Norval even starts it off with a joke! Personality! I enjoyed seeing Melvin speak. You could tell he was genuine, but nervous and I … Continue reading

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Some Dude is Suing BMW Because It Gave Him a Stiffy

USA Today – A California man has sued BMW North America and a motorcycle-seat maker claiming that a four-hour round-trip ride on his 1993 BMW bike with a “ridge-like” seat gave him “a severe case of priapism (a persistent, lasting … Continue reading

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Matt Kemp is Playing Out of His Mind…

That’s what Matt Kemp thought about Bryce Harper making his MLB debut. Just took a giant walk-off dump on it. Then he galloped his way home. Here’s a second look. Hate the Dodgers or love the Dodgers, you have to appreciate how … Continue reading

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Woman Grabs Nutsack, Squeezes…Man Dies

China News 24 – A female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles over a parking dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province, China. The 41 years old woman rode her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, … Continue reading

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That is Not my Bush Baby

Whenever I get an email with a lob from one of you… and it starts with, “This is hilarious“… I’m generally let down… because it’s never hilarious. This, however, was an exception. I also realize that many of you don’t … Continue reading

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I Feel So Bad For Derrick Rose

That’s about the saddest photoshop job I’ve ever seen. If you don’t know what that’s from, you’ve never seen Lion King… which is a travesty. Out for the season in game 1 of the playoffs. No fun at all… prayers … Continue reading

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Paulina Gretzky, Kate Upton, and My Moral Compass

That’s our buddy Paulina Gretzky. Just hanging out with the boys. Nothing too risque. Well, she took a ton of pics over the weekend from Vegas and posted them on Instagram. They’re ridiculous. I mean, they’re not that scandalous, but … Continue reading

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Dear Humans – Don’t Get Tattoos on Your Forehead

This is really sad. This kid is only 17 years old… from Florida. Arrested on a first degree murder charge. This is a chicken or the egg debate, I guess… but if you’ve got a forehead tat, I feel like … Continue reading

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