Mega Millions is up to $476 Million

Lobsters, it’s my duty to inform you that last night, no one won the $363-million Mega Millions lottery drawing, so Friday’s jackpot is expected to be a record $476 million, according to Megamillions.com. Therefore, I will be buying my first ever ticket. I plan on winning and I plan on getting a Happy Gilmore sized check. Lump sum. Done and done.

-bp

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One Response to Mega Millions is up to $476 Million

  1. Dave says:

    Will you put together a team to buy the Padres if you win?

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