Obama Seriously Sent a Birthday Letter to Zooey Deschanel?

Obama! You dog, you! So, this is a real thing, huh? The President really sent Zooey Deschanel a letter for her birthday? Is this a common thing? I want other celebs to step up and help me get to the bottom of this. Who else is getting letters? Where’s your boy BPs letter?

I love Zooey Deschanel. LOVE. I’m sure everybody has their “fall in love moment” with each of their celebrity crushes… for me, it was Elf. (look at that, back-to-back days with Elf related posts). When she sang “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” in the shower and Buddy comes in to join her and harmonize. That was the moment. It was so innocent, so pure. I know it’s a rarity for a dude to think of, or see, a girl in the shower and not have any naughty (yes, I just typed ‘naughty’) thoughts, but this was one of those times. It was totally innocent for me, just like Buddy. He really just wanted to sing, not creep on her in the shower. Her voice is so amazing, and that song conjured up such nostalgia. It was so good. In conclusion, I’d like to tell Michelle to watch out for Zooey, because before she knows it… Obama is gonna be wrapped around her little finger. He won’t even know what hit him… tractor beam… sucked him right in.

Oh, and for the record, that’s one of the classiest birthday letters ever written.

-bp

[via @ZooeyDeschanel]

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7 Responses to Obama Seriously Sent a Birthday Letter to Zooey Deschanel?

  1. Crew says:

    I found this post through a google search for “zooey naughty shower obama elf” and I am severely disappointed.

  2. Mac says:

    and yes, i meant “sire” as in commenting royalty, cuz that was rad.

  3. bp says:

    Comment gold.

    Happy to announce that, on google, lobshots is the number 1 and number 2 hits for “zooey naughty shower obama elf”. The third, however, is… well… naughty.

  4. Dou says:

    President is going even harder after Betty White. Look out!

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