Blue Ivy is Satan, huh? People are Idiots

A North Carolina church sign claiming that Jay-Z and Beyonce’s baby is Satan, huh? An act of vandalism according to the pastor. People are idiots. It’s weird… I never thought I’d actually feel bad for Beyonce and Jay-Z, the couple that has everything, but I do. Sure they named their kid a stupid name, but nobody deserves this kind of scrutiny. Here’s to a normal life, Blue Ivy. Good luck.

BREAKING: Prime suspect for the church vandalism found:

-bp

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4 Responses to Blue Ivy is Satan, huh? People are Idiots

  1. Amy B says:

    Ha ha ha! Time to break out the superior dance.

  2. Cohner says:

    With all this Satan talk, perhaps Beyonce and Jay-Z should consider consulting this guy.

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