Orange County Cops Need to Look Up the Word: “Cuddle”

Investigators say man got into ex’s bed to cuddle

SANTA ANA, Calif. — Investigators say a Southern California man is in jail for breaking into his ex-girlfriend’s home and slipping into bed to cuddle.

The Orange County Register ( http://bit.ly/A4CSlf ) says Augustin Sanchez has been arrested and booked for investigation of burglary and sexual assault.

Orange County sheriff’s Lt. Roland Chacon says Sanchez cut through a screen and pushed open a bedroom window while the woman slept early Sunday in her home in the unincorporated El Modena neighborhood near Orange.

Investigators say Sanchez crawled into bed to cuddle before attempting to remove her undergarments.

The woman notified deputies and Sanchez, who was described as drunk, was still in the home when deputies arrived.

What the hell? Where’s the rest of that ‘cuddle’ definition? You know, the part where you take off the girls panties, unbeknownst to her.

-bp

[lobbed by The King]

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2 Responses to Orange County Cops Need to Look Up the Word: “Cuddle”

  1. Antoine Dodson says:

    “Well, obviously we have a RAPIST in Lincoln Park. He’s climbin’ in your windows, he’s snatchin’ your people up, tryin’ to rape ‘em. So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they’re rapin’ everybody out here.”

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