Go Ahead and Cross New Zealand Off Your List of Vacation Destinations

Oh. My. GOD! I don’t say that in blasphemous fashion. That is literally a small prayer I just said to God to protect me from ever seeing one of these things in person. I’ll easily have nightmares for a week. Sorry New Zealand, I know you’re an awesome place, but you just got crossed off the list of places I’ll ever visit…at least until these friggin’ dinosaurs go extinct. I get creeped out by grasshoppers the size of a nickel jumping my direction. These suckers are the size of a thousand nickels.

MailOnline – A nature-lover has revealed how he spent two days tracking down a giant insect on a remote New Zealand island – and got it to eat a carrot out of his hand.

Mark Moffett’s find is the world’s biggest insect in terms of weight, which at 71g is heavier than a sparrow and three times that of a mouse.

The renowned 53-year-old scientist discovered the giant weta up a tree and his real life Bug’s Bunny has now been declared the largest ever found.

He came across the cricket-like creature, which has a wing span of seven inches, after two days of searching on a tiny island.

The creepy crawly is only found on Little Barrier Island, in New Zealand, although there are 70 other types of smaller weta found throughout the country.

The giants of the species were wiped off the mainland by rats accidentally introduced by Europeans.

After Mark found the female weta he fed it the carrot before putting it back where he found her.

Mark, 53, said: ‘Three of us walked the trails of this small island for two nights scanning the vegetation for a giant weta.

‘We spent many hours with no luck finding any at all, before we saw her up in a tree.

‘The giant weta is the largest insect in the world, and this is the biggest one ever found, she weighs the equivalent to three mice.

‘She enjoyed the carrot so much she seemed to ignore the fact she was resting on our hands and carried on munching away.

‘She would have finished the carrot very quickly, but this is an extremely endangered species and we didn’t want to risk indigestion. After she had chewed a little I took this picture and we put her right back where we found her.’

Mark, from Colorado, America, added: ‘We bug lovers hear a lot of people who think insects are inferior in some way because of their size, so it was great to see such a big insect.

‘This became all the more amazing when we realised that this was the largest insect recorded.’

I need to go wash my eyes out with soap.

-bp

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6 Responses to Go Ahead and Cross New Zealand Off Your List of Vacation Destinations

  1. G says:

    I think Mark needs a new hobby.

  2. Van Diesel says:

    don’t be such a skirt BP

  3. Mac says:

    Why don’t you just ask God yourself, you guys being all buddy buddy and all.

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