Nice Face, Bro

I literally didn’t even read this story. All I know is that this dude above from Chicago, Anthony Miranda, has a jacked up face because he tried to mug a dude that kicked his ass. A dude known only as Justin from Des Plaines, who also happens to be a 6-foot-2, 250-pound MMA fighter. Isn’t it mugging 101 to know your victim? You made a life choice to steal from people, face to face, using guns or knives. You’re gonna go up to a dude that’s 6’2”-250? You deserve this face. Seriously, bro. Get better at your job. You’re pathetic. While you’re in jail…rent some movies. I’m of the believe that had you seen two movie scenes, scenes that cover the spectrum of the do’s and do not’s of a mugging, your face would still just be fat and ugly, not fat and ugly and bruised and bloody. So, here you go Anthony Miranda… two images from the scenes you need to watch.

-bp

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4 Responses to Nice Face, Bro

  1. Mac says:

    Had you read the story, you would have discovered that the “Mugger” shot himself in the ankle when the MMA meat-head went after him. Awesome.

  2. Herm says:

    thats the lady that stole my beer!

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