Kristin Cavallari Brainwashed by Jay Cutler Again!

No!!! Kristin Cavallari re-announced today on Twitter that she and Jay Cutler are officially engaged….again. “This time its official..Jay and I are engaged again :)

I’m not going to reinvent the stupid wheel on this one. I wrote about this travesty the first time it happened… my thoughts haven’t changed.

I want to choke. I want to scream. I want to make sure I stay away from loaded weapons. Kristin Cavallari…you’re hot…but, WHAT. THE. HELL. are you thinking!? Jay Cutler?! So, so gross. I’m disgusted… Despite all the ridiculous drama that went down on Laguna Beach and The Hills… it always seemed like Kristin had a decent head on her shoulders. I stand corrected. Clearly she does not. Don’t believe me? I’ll draw it out for you…

Brainwashing, right? That’s the only logical explanation to these shenanigans. If she’s not brainwashed, I’m so shocked and disgusted by this news… I have to re-evaluate life as I know it.

-bp

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3 Responses to Kristin Cavallari Brainwashed by Jay Cutler Again!

  1. Mac says:

    Man, I have been doing it all wrong… Trying to maintain a nice appearance, have a positive attitude, be a good person. Apparently, I need to sulk a lot more and grow my hair out like I’m 9 and never wash my face or smile.

  2. little caster says:

    I had the biggest crush on this broad when I was like 16.

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