So, Brandon Marshall just came out and had this to say about the upcoming Monday Night Football game against the Jets.
“I don’t care if I have two, three cameras on me. I don’t care if I have penalties. I doesn’t matter, I’m going to let it all out. I don’t care what you guys write or what the commentators say. I’m just going to play football. That’s what I’m best at. I’m best when I play emotional. I’m best when I play with passion. You guys are going to see that on Monday Night Football. I don’t know if it’s throwing a football 15 yards in the bleachers, or getting a 15-yarder, or punting the ball and getting thrown out the game. But something is going to happen. I’ll probably get kicked out after the second quarter.”
When asked if he was kidding, he said: “I’m not joking. I’m serious. They want to fine me, hit with me with a $50,000 fine. I’m going to play. The quarter and a half I’m out there, I’m going to play like a monster. I might get into a fight with Bart Scott. [Antonio] Cromartie, we pretty much matured our relationship a little bit. We used to fight in Denver and San Diego. If that happens, it happens. We’ll see.”
Welp, this is far from a normal way to approach a game, as anybody can tell. Par for the course, I guess, as we did find out early this summer he’s got a borderline personality disorder. So, instead of reinventing the wheel on this one, please read what I had to say about young Brandon back in April…after he, you know… got stabbed by his wife.
“If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times… as a dude, even if you are the victim of a violent attack from your wife… YOU are batshit crazy. That means one of two things went down… 1) you provoked her to assault you, or 2) she assaulted you unprovoked and that’s the woman you chose to marry. Both scenarios = batshit crazy. The last person I called that goes by the name Milton Bradley. I don’t throw this term around loosely. By now, everybody knows that Brandon Marshall’s wife stabbed him in the stomach over the weekend. We certainly wish him a speedy and full recovery.
Here is a picture of the two during happier times. His wife, Michi Nogami-Marshall, is the one standing up on the right in the picture. TMZ managed to even get the audio of the 911 call. Everybody thought the Denver Broncos were nuts to let this guy go… because he was the best wide receiver since sliced bread. Then this happens… who’s nuts now? Not even kidding, I think it’s safe to say that Brandon Marshall is the most unstable Miami Dolphins player since a certain soccer-style placekicker mysteriously disappeared.”