Monthly Archives: October 2011

BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Duped America With Publicity Stunt Marriage

Game. Set. Match. Winner: Kim Kardashian’s wallet. SHOCKING NEWS! TMZ is reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce. The only thing shocking about this crap is that this sham of a marriage lasted this long. Nobody … Continue reading

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La Russa Retires, San Diego Rejoices.

Peace out, Tony La Russa. It only took you 33 seasons to win 3 World Series and become the third-winningest manager in MLB history. Lot-a-threes in there. Good news for San Diego fans… he can’t lead the Cardinals to any … Continue reading

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Photo: Giant Python Eats Deer, Then Gets Murdered by Florida

Everglades National Park, FL — Water management contractors working in the Florida Everglades have captured and killed a giant Burmese python that had just consumed an adult deer. Scott Hardin, exotic species coordinator for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission, … Continue reading

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Star Wars Dogs are Taking over Halloween

So, this Chewbacca dog has been floating around the web, and it’s the greatest, most spot-on ‘costume’ I’ve ever seen. So amazing. Just perfect. Got me to thinking… are there a bunch of other Star Wars dogs out there? I … Continue reading

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Great White Bites Surfer in the Neck, and the Dude Lives…

Mercury News – Doctors treating a Monterey man who was attacked by a shark Saturday morning say he is in good condition, and was very lucky to survive. Eric Tarantino, 27, was surfing at Marina State Beach when he was … Continue reading

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An Andrew Luck Dolphins Jersey? Clever.

Sure…technically, the Dolphins just lost to the Giants. Realistically, they are one step closer to clinching their “Suck for Luck” campaign. On the right, that’s good friend and lobster, Davy, at the USC vs. Stanford game at the Coliseum yesterday. … Continue reading

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LobShots Infiltrated the Meadowlands for the Chargers vs. Jets Game

Sadly, as much as I wanted to go to the Meadowlands last Sunday for the Chargers vs. Jets game, I couldn’t make it happen. Instead, as a reward for being our most faithful lobsters, I sent Mac and Body to … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Showman!

Today is Showman’s birthday. 27 years of awesome. The kid’s been super busy with his real job, so he hasn’t been able to post much on LobShots lately… well, at all. Regardless, he’s a founding father of LobShots and I … Continue reading

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Processing Game 6…and the Jersey That Once Was…

Honestly, I could barely sleep last night. That World Series game 6 had me so jacked up all night, I couldn’t keep my eyes closed. What I want to do is just write 50 posts today about the emotions of … Continue reading

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