The Baseball Gods Have Smiles Upon Us…The Fans Were the Wild Card Winners

Easily the best night of regular season baseball in my lifetime. I’ve even heard all the talking heads say there’s never been a night like this in the history of baseball. That’s a long time, folks. Everything was just incredible. If you’re a Red Sox or a Braves fan… you were probably too depressed at the end of the night to appreciate the grandeur of what happened last night, Wednesday, September 28th, in Major League Baseball. If you’re a Rays or Cardinals fan… you are still floating in the clouds, and most likely hungover.

It was all so amazing. There was almost too much to comprehend. When it was all said and done, I ran upstairs, so jacked full of adrenaline , I yelled at my wife, “Babe, you’re never gonna believe what just happened!!” She went on to humor me for the next 5 minutes, (get your minds out of the gutter, assholes) kindly smiling, as I went on a micro-machine-man-esque rant about the night of baseball that had just unfolded. Bless her heart for pretending to care.

The Cardinals took care of business early, crushing the lowly Astros 8-0, so they could take their seats in the clubhouse and watch the Braves try to beat the Phillies. They didn’t. With a one-run lead in the 9th, Craig Kimbrel, the best reliever in all of baseball for fantasy owners in 2011, blew the save. Extra inning drama. They ended up losing to the Phils in the 13th inning, sending the Cardinals clubhouse into an absolute frenzy. Yadier Molina’s finely manicured eyebrows spent the night dodging champagne sprays.

(AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

In a night of unbelievable moments, the Dan Johnson home run for the Rays had to be the most unbelievable, right? 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, after the Rays had already fought back, down 7-0, to bring it 7-6. Johnson, a .108 hitter, hadn’t had a hit since April 27. Then he blasts a linedrive down the right field line for a home run. Tie Game. Twitter blew up. So did Tropicana Field. Extra innings. Lots of little drama here and there, but at this point everybody was watching the Red Sox game.

The Sox, up 3-2 in the bottom of the ninth. In comes Papelbon, and he promptly strikes out the first two Orioles. Next better, same determination, same flaring nostrils, same arrogant smirk, same idiotic death stare. The next 3 batters are dudes I’ve never heard of…Chris Davis, double. Then one strike from victory, Nolan Reimold, run scoring double. Game tied. Then, Robert Andino comes up… boom single. Carl Crawford dives, winning run scores, the baseball gods smile, and Baltimore rushes the field. Papelbitch.

(AP Photo/Patrick Semansky)

ESPN quickly switches over to the Rays game and within a span of three minutes, Evan Longoria does the improbable… blasts a line drive home run over the left field wall and Tropicana field goes insane, a nation of baseball fans do the same. Here’s how ESPN summarized the moments leading up to it.

“Tie Game in Baltimore…In St. Pete, Upton steps in to hit against Scott Proctor. Then he steps out because the crowd is roaring over Reimold’s double. Then he struck out.

Longoria was next, and he stepped out twice because the crowd was reacting to the Andino’s game-winner in Baltimore, a base hit to left that finishes Boston. The Red Sox players walk into the visitor’s clubhouse at Camden Yards just in time to see Longoria take Proctor’s 2-2 pitch over the short fence in left.

It was over. In the span of three minutes, 1,000 miles away, what couldn’t be settled for 161 games was settled. The Red Sox were one strike away from the playoffs; the Rays one from extinction. All was reversed. Even in the clubhouse, professionals who have seen it all, stood and stared at each other because they had never seen this, a virtual split-screened pennant race.”

If you break down all those events, and their probabilities, it’s amazing. Using these four statistics:

  • The Red Sox had just a 0.3 percent chance of failing to make the playoffs on Sept. 3.
  • The Rays had just a 0.3 percent chance of coming back after trailing 7-0 with two innings to play.
  • The Red Sox had only about a 2 percent chance of losing their game against Baltimore, when the Orioles were down to their last strike.
  • The Rays had about a 2 percent chance of winning in the bottom of the 9th, with Johnson also down to his last strike.

This site is reporting that the probability of last nights events all happening the way they did was a 1 in 278 million chance.

Kim Klement/US Presswire

Just amazing. Breathtaking, really. I love you, baseball. With all of ‘my’ teams not making the playoffs, I still love you. May this post-season bring the same joy to your fans that game 162 brought.


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9 Responses to The Baseball Gods Have Smiles Upon Us…The Fans Were the Wild Card Winners

  1. Mac says:

    I love how the Rays have $130 Oakley Ski goggles on. Some smart advertising there…
    BP. Couldn’t agree more. That was the most amazing night of baseball i have ever seen (minus The Giants winning the whole thing last year)
    I’d like to be the first to suggest that the Rays change their name to the Terry’s
    The Tampa Bay Terry’s
    Nice ring to it eh?
    What do you think my fellow Lobster’s?

    • bp says:

      the terrys. haha. i did make the clarification as far as greatest singular night of baseball… regular season. so your stupid giants winning wouldn’t count.

  2. Kenny Bolts says:

    Mac, I think you have lost it. Terry was awesome and all, but it’s clear to me that Terry was destined to be the San Jose Sharks mascot. You can’t just go renaming organizations that go back since the beginning of time in 1998.

  3. Kenny Bolts says:

    Maybe they could change the name of the Reds, nobody cares about them…
    The Cincinnati Terry’s

  4. Kenny Bolts says:

    Herm. The Reds are the greatest? Greatest at what? Not making the playoffs? Listen here Herm, I have seen you comment here and there on Lobshots and i think you are a real D-bag. I think you are afraid of homesexuals and I think you secretly have a crush on Kobe in his gay mime costume. Have fun being a reds fan.

    • Herm says:

      Kenny – I said the Reds were the greatest like you would say your mom is the greatest. You see…I’m from Cincinnati, so I love my Reds….probably like you love your mom. guess what, I also love the Bengals. But deep down, no matter how shitty my Reds, my Bengals, or your mom really is….we still love them. I’m sorry…but your mom really isn’t the greatest. And your dad can’t beat up my dad.

      Regarding homosexuals, grow up.

  5. Mac says:

    WHOA!!! Easy Kenny Bolts, What did the Hermanator ever do to you? You are an angry little elf. I am afraid of a homesexual too, I have no idea what it is, but it sounds creepy and scary. I happen to know the Herm personally and while he may not be a huge man, I’ll take him vs. anybody named Kenny all day.

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