Boxing Octomom

AZCentral – SPRINGFIELD, Mass. – Octomom Nadya Suleman isn’t done taking punches.

The Springfield, Mass., newspaper The Republican reports that Celebrity Boxing Federation promoter Damon Feldman announced Monday that Suleman will be the featured fighter in a bout in Springfield, 90 miles west of Boston.

Suleman drew criticism and was dubbed the Octomom in 2009 when she gave birth to eight babies. She was an unemployed single mother who already had six children. She says she was addicted to having children. Her octuplets are the world’s longest-surviving set.

Feldman says he’s looking for a woman who wants to get in the ring and “fight this well-known mom.” The fight will consist of three 1-minute rounds. The women will wear oversized gloves and protective head gear. Suleman fought in a similar match in New Jersey in June. It was a draw.

This chick makes me wanna yack. Strongly, strongly dislike her. Also, it makes my skin crawl every time somebody says she looks like Angelina Jolie. Bite your tongue, she does not. There’s one way, and one way only, to get me to fly to Mass for this fight. Put her in the ring with 8 of these dudes…dressed up as her kids.

Do that, and I’m there.

Side note: Do yourself a favor and never, ever google image search for that woman. Unless you love disgusting gigantic alien bellies, and vomiting. If you like those things… search away.

-bp

[via @darrenrovell twitter]

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