Joe Johnson is an Idiot

They see me rollin’, they hatin’… Yeah, Joe Johnson, everyone is hating on you.  This is one of the dumbest cars… no, purchases I’ve ever seen.  What I see, is a lifted F-650 with a puke colored paint job, mismatched rims, and three caskets underneath it.  Sounds like my dream car.  But according to Andrew Sharp at SB Nation, this gas guzzler also has three tv’s, a bed, a 200 gallon gas tank, and a freaking train horn.  I blame Joe Johnson alone for the reason I pay over 4 bucks a gallon to fill up my ride.  Supply and Demand, bro. 

Speaking of which, I bet econ or personal finance wasn’t his major in college.  See, with the NBA lockout that is no doubt going to last into next season, you would think cutting back spending in certain areas would make sense. Right?  Ahhhh, but then you would remember that last offseason the most expensive free agent contract didn’t go to Lebron James, Chris Bosh, or Dwayne Wade… it went to Joe Johnson. Nice move Atlanta, even David Kahn is laughing at you.

And for that Joe Johnson, you are our Kook of the Week.

- Showman

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