Monthly Archives: July 2011

#PatchBach

Posted on July 29, 2011 by bp

I know this is tough for our readers, but Showman and I are about to hit up Big Bear for the weekend…without you. I have no clue what that picture above is, but it’s hands down the best image for … Continue reading →

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Padres Trades! *crickets*

Posted on July 29, 2011 by bp

Heath Bell, Mike Adams, Ryan Ludwick, Aaron Harang. It’s about 11AM on the Friday before the Sunday MLB Trade deadline. How is it possible that all four of these dudes are still on the Padres? I have faith in Jed … Continue reading →

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Hold Me Closer, Tiny Darren

Posted on July 29, 2011 by bp

Fox – A source told FOXSports.com that the Saints have reached agreement on a contract with free-agent running back Darren Sproles. The San Diego Union-Tribune and NFL Network both reported the terms as four years, with $6 million guaranteed. Sproles, … Continue reading →

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Mom Mistakes Tiny Gun for a Lighter, Shoots Her Daughter

Posted on July 29, 2011 by bp

Banning Patch – Rachel Avila, 30, of Banning, thought the .22-caliber North American Arms “derringer style” revolver was a cigarette lighter, police said. She pulled the trigger twice, the second time the gun fired, and the round ricocheted off the … Continue reading →

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Some Cheap Bastard Leaves No Tip

Posted on July 29, 2011 by bp

Don’t eat out, asshole. (ok, confession time…this was 100% unintentional. as i was about to hit “upload” to this post… i re-read my 4-word commentary. upon re-reading, i realized that commas are very, very important. let’s be honest though, this … Continue reading →

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The Busy Bolts – Chargers Signings

Posted on July 28, 2011 by bp

It’s been a madhouse around Chargers park as training camp gets underway, with new guys getting signed left and right. If you want up to the minute coverage, check out the boys over at Bolts From the Blue, as they’ve … Continue reading →

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Got a Hernia? Grab a Butterknife!

Posted on July 28, 2011 by bp

The Sac Bee – A Southern California man stuck a butter knife into his belly in a failed bid at self-surgery to remove a painful hernia, police said Tuesday. The wife of the 63-year-old Glendale man called 911 on Sunday … Continue reading →

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A Casey Anthony Halloween Mask Sold on eBay for $1 Million *updated*

Posted on July 27, 2011 by bp

CREEEPY! Wow, with a couple hours left on the auction, this Casey Anthony Halloween mask is sitting with 91 bids all the way up to $25,553. Who are these people? Twenty five grand? It’s going higher by the second. Buncha … Continue reading →

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Baseball Losing Streaks, a Brief History

Posted on July 27, 2011 by bp

The 2011 Mariners are terrible. But, for starters, let’s just throw my hometown Padres under the bus. Three days prior to the Seattle Mariners current 17 game losing streak… the Mariners just finished taking 2 out of 3 from the … Continue reading →

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Saturday Party Downtown: Bring Back the Brown SD!

Posted on July 27, 2011 by bp

Welp, if you don’t have plans for this Saturday…you do now. Our buddies over at Bring Back the Brown SD have outdone themselves yet again. Clean, classy, brown. These shades are sick. The kicker? Only $35. No brainer decision. I … Continue reading →

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