Make fun of Mark Cuban all you want…hell, I just did in the headline. But, you’re an idiot if you don’t want a cigar smoking, t-shirt wearing, schmoozing, savvy, playboy billionaire to own your local sports franchise. Mark Cuban, you are my Man Crush of the Week. I’d pay tax dollars outta my ass if it meant the he was gonna buy the Padres or the Chargers. Just chilling first class in a airplane… puffing an unlit cuban, with the Larry O’Brien NBA Championship Trophy ridin’ shotgun. I’m disgustingly jealous of everything Mark Cuban and his NBA Finals trophy that he’s probably sleeping with right now.