I bet you didn’t wake up this morning thinking your day would become amazing listening to a voicemail, did you? Well… prepare to have your life changed because believe it or not… this happened. I swear to you, this is real. You can’t make this stuff up. Our buddy works at a Staffing Agency and on Monday morning, he had this gem waiting for him on his voicemail. The rest is history. This audio does not have a single dull moment, every single line this joker says is pure gold. He’s the Scrooge McDuck of voicemails. It’s impossible to listen to this only once. I’ve probably listened to it a hundred times and still can’t get enough. Without further ado…here it is.
Somebody hire this guy, stat. Like I said… every line is a quotable one-liner, but I refuse to just transcript the whole thing so here are a few of my favorites.
“Look, I’m the best of the best, I’m about to come into BIG money, I mean HUGE...”
“I’m a genius… uh… People who study people like me think I might be one of the smartest people in the country.”
“I have an education that would blow your arm off if you look at the resume, but my computer’s down…”
“I don’t look sick. Young women love me. And according to them, I’m hysterical and the smartest man they ever met…and I look good… that’s a problem.”
Mark my words, LobShots put this audio out to the world wide interweb… and many will try to claim it as their own… they are liars. This is pure internet gold…and we touched it first. Mad props to Ry-Dogg, JayBuddy, Ducker, Mac, Body, and Woody for making this amazingness possible. Check out our other posts here. Thanks for playing.
-bp